Thursday, January 26, 2012

Creighton beats Drake 77-69 and Robot Fan and McDermott get in a tangle

So, plenty about the game out there.  What I'm having a tough time believing is that nobody is talking about the Doug McDermott / Robot Fan throwdown that happened last night.  I've got a picture and audio from Robot Fan's press conference after the game, and some of the pictures from the scuffle.  No video though.  Probably because the Robot Fan is ninja like in how he strikes.

Robot Fan at the Press Conference (Picture):

So, Rayvonte Rice and Ben Simons are in the middle of talking about the hard fight, and Robot Fan just walks in and interrupts them and sits in between them.  he then goes on the following tirade about his nemesis Doug McDermott:
Notable Pictures Referenced in Robot Fan's Audio:







And with that he stormed out.  I can't believe nobody is talking about this.

Transcript of Post-Game Words:


Robot Fan In The House.  People have been asking me what the heck went on with me and Doug McDermott tonight.


About 10 minutes into the game Drake was up 17-16.  I was wearing McDermott out.  He could not handle Robot Fan.  Chants such as "Daddy's Boy" were nothing compared to the jaw I was giving him.  I cannot repeat the lip I was giving him but he was totally getting worn out.  There is a picture of McDermott being coached by his dad and all he can do is look over and hear my dope words.  Robot Fan was in his head.


Unfortunately the Jays got on a roll and were up double figures right before half.  McDermott thought that the game was over because when they were up with a few seconds left McDermott threw me the finger.  Robot Fan figured that he would be able to count to two, but apparently he cannot.  He ran off of the court thinking the game was over.  When he had to come back to Ron Pearson court for the second half, Robot Fan was totally in his head.


He started dropping balls out of bounds and getting totally out of his element.  Robot Fan was letting him have it.  Dude is like the pro Christian Laettner.  Ha.  Ha.  Ha.  Drake was storming all the way back and Robot Fan was in Doug's head.


Unfortunately, Double Zero (Echenique) sat on Rice's head and McDermott really enjoyed that and got back into his rhythm.  What a weird man.  After they beat Drake, McDermott got mouthy back with Robot Fan over in the corner.  He was like "You are nothing, Robot".  Robot Fan said "How about a taste of this" and smacked him across the face like he was a pale Charlie Murphy.  Robot Fan smacked him so hard he had a black eye immediately.


He was smiling in the post game photos but Robot Fan could hear him sobbing the second he hit the tunnel.


That is what happened.  If you hear a word otherwise it is lies.  Trust a Robot, not a McDermott.


To that Nancy boy, I own you, Doug.  Watch your back from the Robot Fan.  No questions.  I am out.

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